Excuse me. How do you do? [Alice offers a smile and a small curtsy.] Would someone be so king as to tell me what Thanksgiving is?

And... I suppose... what month is it supposed to be here, please? You see, it was winter when... I was home. But I haven't a clue if it's fall or early winter or late winter here. And it's such an important ( Read more... )

[The camera flicks on, and a cold face flickers onto the screen. She absently goes reaching for her glasses, but they're not there. Ahh, yes, she had crushed them earlier in her rage.]

Someone needs to explain their insolence. Whoever did this will pay dearly, perhaps with their lives.

Now, I require an explanation. What is going on here?

[The video starts up to show Hiccup and Toothless soaring high above the clouds looking rather peaceful and it seems as if the device is recording from a satchel. So enjoy the nice view of nothing but skyline and clouds for a while. Then the boy leans forward and gives the dragon a pat.]

Alright buddy, let’s do this. Show me what you’ve got.

[ ( Read more... )

[The feed flickers on to show Damon leaning up against a tree. His breathing isn’t too ecstatic, but it is slightly labored, as he’s been running for a while.] Wow well, that was fun.

[But judging from his slightly gritted teeth and his bright blue eyes intently scanning the area around him, he is being sorely sarcastic here. ] O-kay, so maybe going ( Read more... )

[The feed opens up once again to a golden-eyed teenager. If you pay attention, you'll find that the scene behind him is full of rain, a ton of foliage, and even more rain. Ed's hardly been there for thirty seconds and he's already soaked. Ed's found a teleporter today. the one that takes you to a rain forest.]Hey! Why didn't anyone say ( Read more... )

[The video feed turns on, and Tifa is standing outside of a building. It's empty, save for upturned seats, damaged lampshades, and broken alcohol bottles. It would have been a lively place before the monster attacks, but now it was abandoned ( Read more... )

Well, at least there's no shortage of hot guys here! [Wink wink.]

I, Aino Minako, am starting a fanclub for all of the wonderful guys here! [A pause.] Now now, there's no need to thank me. I'm only doing my part for us teenage girls! We clearly need something to fawn and fangirl over! There's only so much to do here. I just can't go chasing after ( Read more... )

[After some amount of fussing and possibly showing a feed of random shots of the city, a maroon-eyed girl shows up on the screen. She's eying this thing they gave her, whatever the hell they called it, and experimentally taps a few buttons. Oh, it's recording. Great.]

Yuna, Rikku? Where the hell are you two? What is this place? [Paine sighs ( Read more... )

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[Bright blue eyes are looking at the screen and turning the cell phone this way and that. Those eyes blink and then the cell phone pulls away. Those eyes are completely unaware their actions are being recorded. As the phone pulls away, a very young face looks at the cell phone a ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on, revealing a rather pretty, young woman with dark hair and eyes, gazing into the camera with a confused expression.]

Is this working...? Ah, I suppose it is, isn't it?

[Stepping back from the camera some, she smooths out her dress and smiles.]Greetings to you all. It seems that I have been kidnapped, is that correct? Well, ( Read more... )